英文短信笑话2 点击数： 更新时间：2008-4-28 0:03:55

In Eastern countries a woman never sees her husband before marriage. In Western countries, she doesn’t see him afterwards.
在东方国家，女人在婚前根本没见过自己的丈夫。而在西方，女人在婚后则总是见不到她的丈夫。
　　
I believe in love at first sight. It saves such a lot of time.
我相信一见钟情。因为那很节省时间。
　　
About sex, the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous and the expense damnable.
关于性：快感只有那么一瞬间，而付出的花费却是惊人的。
　　
Bride: My perfect plum! Groom: My pretty peach! Minister: I now pronounce you fruit salad.
新娘：我亲爱的李子！新郎：我亲爱的桃子！主婚人：现在我宣布你们结为水果沙拉。 字串1

girl: why you look like so old?
boy: if you love RMB. do you care when it issue?
女说：你为什么看上去那么老气呀？
男说：如果你喜欢人民币的话，你还会在乎它是哪一年发行的吗？

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　每一个成功的男士后面,有一个女人. 每一个不成功的男士后面, 有2个.